My feet are so retarded. First off, they crack. All the time. I try to sneak up on people and all you can hear are my toes, cracking like gunfire. It's ridiculous.
Also, I have monkey feet. Forrealz. My second toes are longer than my big toes, they're long and skinny, and I can pick up things with them (which actually makes cleaning my room a lot easier). So yeah, completely horrible feet.
Anyways, ever since this morning when I got up to go to school my second toe on my left foot hurts whenever I walk. It doesn't hurt when I'm not walking, it's a mere dull numb feeling. But when I walk that little sucker just hurts like a bitch! I mean, ho